Meet Dark Humor Apothecary!  They are an eco-friendly company that puts the fun into function.
 
These hilarious candles are the perfect gift for your best friend, favorite co-worker or for you!
 
Stylish design compliments the snarky sayings found on each candle.  
 
Pick from:
#1 - Silently correcting your grammar 
Smells like: Peach, Vanilla, Burnt Dreams
#2 - Apparently "spite" is not an appropriate answer to "What motivates you?"
Smells like: Lavender, Mahogany, Truth
#3 - My two moods: 1. Namaste  2.  I'll cut you
Grapefruit, Mint, Vanilla
#4 - I have never faked a sarcasm in my life
Fruit, Beach, Earth
#5 - Be Salty, Stay Lit
Smells like: Matthew 5:13-14 - Google It!
#6 - B*tches be trippin.  Ok, maybe I pushed one
Orchid, Jasmine, You shouldn't have lipped off
#7 - Stop petting my peeves
Smells like: Ozone & Aqua, Amber & Moss, Pushing Buttons
#8 - So, turns out being an adult is just googling how to do stuff
Smells like: Peach, Hibiscus, Curiosity
#9 - I think I seized the wrong day!
Smells like: Peach & Vanilla, Birch & Cedarwood, Proper Pronunciation
#10 - My brain is mostly song lyrics & movie quotes
Smells like: Cedar & Lavender, Mahogany & Memories
#11 - I'll get over it.  I just have to be dramatic first.
Grapefruit, Mint, Controlled Chaos
#12 - Whatever doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a very dark sense of humor
Smells like: Pineapple & Eucalyptus, Vetiver & Dark Amber, Awkward Silences
#13 - If it requires fake smiling, I probably won't come
Smells like: Sea Salt & Jasmine, Sage & Oakmoss, Staying true to myself
#14 - I was like, "Whatever b*tches" and the b*tches whatevered
Smells like: Orchid, Jasmine, Whatever
#15 - The biggest lie I tell myself is that I don't need to write it down, I'll remember...
Smells like: Ozone & Moss, Fresh Flowers, Lies I tell myself
#16 - No.  See, it is a full sentence.
Smells like: Peach, Hibiscus, Boundaries
 
100% Soy Wax
Toxin free Fragrances
Renewable Wick Source
Recyclable Jars
 
9 oz  |  45 hours burn time